I was travelling, or transient, and most people I met were highly nude. This was not unusual. They were attractive, male or female, and they all had enormous penises, like betumoured elephant trunks, hanging between their legs. I, too, was nude, and apparently the only person in the world with a vagina. I suppose this made me highly desirable, as there seemed to be a constant demand for me. At times I was happy to oblige, and at times I was running frantically away, climbing cliffs and crawling muddily under roaring train bridges.