Oct. 2nd, 2008 12:38 pm
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Just now I was sitting on the front steps looking at my feet, and how weird they are.

I think I have abnormal feet. All the toes are pretty long, but the fourth toe is relatively absurd, like the foots own limb. It has never fit into properly dainty shaped shoes, so has learnt over my lifetime to tuck itself under so that it is now impossible to straighten. Further, because this has caused constant friction between the toeknuckle and the roof of shoes, it has developed a benign corn, a permanent callusy growth that is quite pronounced.

I like my feet and my wayward fourth toe, but... I guess it is rather annoying that it prevents me buying 85% of the shoes I try on. And I hate open-toed shoes with the fiery passion of 1.25 hells.

Also, last night I dreamt I was looking at my face in the mirror, closer and closer, till I was examining the pores, and realised I could see into them, like they were wormholes for parasites. It was pretty gross in there.

Yes, I'm still in my pajamas. <3

Date: 2008-10-02 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louisacer.livejournal.com
you don't post very often but i love it when you do. your writing style = teh awesome.

i hate feet. they're disgusting and weird. feet creep me out, so much so that i refuse to wear thongs. why would you draw attention to them? they're weird meaty hoof things. ugh.

i do that pore thing as well. it's weird. you can't see them normally but if you concentrate and really focus on them BLAM they're huge.

Date: 2008-10-03 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] playdoe-man.livejournal.com
What can I say...yeap your a freak

Date: 2008-11-01 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vodun.livejournal.com
Your feet look pretty much like mine, except your toes are thinner. My fourth right toe is almost exactly the same, 'cept mine was probably initiated by dislocating it slightly at age 16 when I stubbed it really hard on a pool table leg. I've seen a lot of toes like that, usually the fourth or smallest. It's quite common, as far as I know.

Of course, all the feet you'll see on TV or in magazines are 'perfect', the result of airbrushing or special foot models.

Date: 2008-12-22 07:11 pm (UTC)
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