as it happens

[overocea]

said today:
i've always been mean to people & rarely feel bad
that makes me evil

I am shortsighted in one left eye
which means I always had to sit close to the front in the lecture theatre at Uni.
however, today I got glasses, specifically so I can sit up the back
[because I don't like people behind me].
they're awe-fully dashing, & terribly funn. but only because I don't have to wear them constantly.

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[(Anonymous)]

Do you know the myth about your second toe being longer than your first toe? I don't know it, I just know OF it. Like the Pope.

[basement.livejournal.com]

it's no myth. I can see it quite clearly. my second toe is longer than my first.
I had no idea the Pope knew, though.. *suddenly self conscious*

[(Anonymous)]

The Pope knows everything. I report to him bi-weekly.
However, the myths I was referring to were:
If the second toe is longest, supposedly you are the dominant one in a relationship.
Or, you have werewolf potential. Or, the longer your second toe is, the smarter you are.
Your foot type is considered a "Grecian foot", while the toe is considered an "Irish toe". Medically though, it's a Morton foot. It's an abnormality that most people have. Which makes me wonder why having a shorter second toe isn't the abnormality.
I'm going to keep this picture of your feet.


I'm never going to talk about feet again.

[basement.livejournal.com]

thank you.

[basement.livejournal.com]

& as far as I can divine, all the above-mentioned myths are accurate.

[basement.livejournal.com]

you know, i've been non-stop intoxicated since new year's eve. two weeks, nearly. people close to me [there aren't many] can't tell anymore. I protest escapism yet indulge in it daily. everything has gone kind of blue, except me, i'm yellow, with blue eye-whites and eyebrows.
don't tell me you're bored, 'cause i'll tell you you're BORING.

[steppingstones.livejournal.com]

let me know when you decide it's time to live.