i'm not really "distressed," I think if it like "de-tressed," as in, BALD. HAHAHAHA. well, whatever.

[overocea]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
I lost my camera. I left it at the beach, on a coffee table made of sand and coffee.
I saw a mermaid jump out of a wave & grab it,
now she's taking pictures of giant squidds wearing anemone wiggs.

so I scanned my BUTT.
and.. and FUCK.

I'd asked an old man if he'd mind if I took a picture of the back of his neck.
and he got OFFENDED and stalked off.

so the last thing I took a picture of was a stupid brat
WHOSE OWN MOTHER CALLED HER A SLUT

and I coloured in my pictures from yesterday.