my heart's in my wallet & somebody stole it.

[overocea]

AHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA. UGH I need to jump up&down on someone right now.

so is there anyone on livejournal who doesn't have a self-diagnosed personality disorder?
me? i'm like, so histrionic, antisocial, AND schizoid.
I'VE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE 8 TIMES. I WIN.

I think you are all liars. LIARS. love ya.
'specially Americans. I think "mom" is so cute. I <3 your mom.

Comments

[swung.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha

i'm an obsessed two penny romantic and i love blood. i drink too much and take too many painpills, i love knives because i aspire to be one. i'm a tuesday and/or wednesday depressive and i tried to suffocate myself when i was 11.

[vwip.livejournal.com]

I spent some of my early life wondering if I'd grow up to be paranoid schitzophrenic like my grandma, but now I'm mainly just a hyperchondriac. When I'm not too depressed that is.

[inamourata.livejournal.com]

I'm a self-diagnosed borderline but it was comfirmed by the doctor after I took too many tylenol pms. yes. I think I'm manic and going a little crazy but that's okay because I keep promising to save myself. I've always been an obsessive compulsive.

[egocentricity.livejournal.com]

Im not.

I aint been diagnosed with anything.

Im just reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally stupid. Though recently somebody reckoned that i had some learning disorder or something.

NAAAAAAAAAAAH! im just stupid.

[basement.livejournal.com]

perfect! example. thanxxx.

*scoffs*

[basement.livejournal.com]

you are self-diagnosing! if you can't back up your attention-whoreful claims with your doctor's name and address, sorry, but you're a liar.

or maybe I just like to serial-murder doctors.

[steppingstones.livejournal.com]

i have depression, social anxiety, and "stress" caused by my gender identity disorder, which has not only been a self-diagnosis, but has been confirmed by TWO, count them TWO, therapists.

also, i often get "manic" right before a bought of depression, though i doubt i'm actually manic or bipolar.

[engulfed.livejournal.com]

i have been diagnosed with depression. but i am a happy little Vozhd! i simply diagnose myself as 'not human' &leave it there.

[no actually i have anxiety attacks! &fake seizures! &i worry when bad things happen! oh i must need medication.]

[mailstealer.livejournal.com]

i don't.

Re: *scoffs*

[egocentricity.livejournal.com]

eh... nooooooooooooooooooo i wasnt really.

went to some some psychologist lady, she's wanted to get me tested. eh maybe i should but i doubt itd help mainly because i wouldnt be bothered helping myself.

Anyway, i am stupid or from what others have said i have a bad memory, a complete inability to multi-task and no real iniative.

its easier saying stupid. =P

[scuttle.livejournal.com]

ME.

I'm terribly boring.

[inamourata.livejournal.com]

[basement.livejournal.com]

ph. that could be a disorder if you tried hard enough.

[basement.livejournal.com]

"Therapists!" I shout.
"What vile applesauce is this you bring into my journal?"

Then I whisper, "I looked up trash in my digital thesaurus and applesauce was there.



"I think I shall cease the use of this digital thesaurus."

[basement.livejournal.com]

hey! I have those! well, minus the lack of multi-task.
but I don't believe in stupid.
so you're still a liar.
:)

[allumeuse.livejournal.com]

HAHA you're talking about me. i deserve it. i was angsty and sleep-deprived.

[seratonein.livejournal.com]

i had always presumed i was depressed, but finally got it confirmed by a doctor in college.... and then another one when i moved back to seattle. even better, the new one showed me how my symptoms manifested themselves through social anxiety :) it's weird to have your suspicions confirmed.

we're just a fucked-up society as a whole, and americans always want to be #1 ;)

p.s. thx for the postcard

[imcrackinskulls.livejournal.com]

i listed to grung music and work black for a while in the 90's...does that count for anything?

[ghostlight.livejournal.com]

I'm worried that my inability to decide on a self-diagnosis is symptomatic of a deeper illness.

[aerialamnesty.livejournal.com]

~giggles~

~catches self~


~clears throat~

[(Anonymous)]

what the hell was i thinking?

i don't love yOu!

i never did. i loved a mirage.

you're a deceitful little hair-brained snob of fucking whore and i'm gLAD i hit you.

i deserve so much better than what you gave me.

actually, she's french. and blonde.

and i'm a published poet now :) the uk actually came looking for me, personally.

your tacky little slant on life is, at best, cliche.

rock on.. and burn in hell.
..fuckin loser.

[egocentricity.livejournal.com]

*cries*
meanie

[basement.livejournal.com]

haha. i'm still stuck exactly there.

[basement.livejournal.com]

by suspecting/expecting depression perhaps you caused it :

[(Anonymous)]

That's right. He nearly gave his life over you and then when he finally thought he'd found you..
you sat there like the village idiot and watched him powder his mind into fucking kool-aid.

Never mind he's on a cane and needs help with the groceries. Never mind you burned a hole in the fucking carpet and can't figure out any other way to make money but with homemade dope. Nevermind his family has albeit forsaken him. Nevermind the laundry. Never mind the RENT! Newvermind anything but your poor pitiful BAAYYYBEEEE that you stabbed to death in the middle of one of your OWN psychotic frenzies.

You suck ASS, Jessica.

You're a worthless sniveling piece of trendy fucking ASS and is alllllllllll it is ..is all.

FUcking disSOLVE.

You wasted me. ANd I treated you like the fairy goddess you always wished you were.

I hope somebody shoves a shotgun down your throat someday, you fucking whore.