my heart's in my wallet & somebody stole it.

[overocea]

AHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA. UGH I need to jump up&down on someone right now.

so is there anyone on livejournal who doesn't have a self-diagnosed personality disorder?
me? i'm like, so histrionic, antisocial, AND schizoid.
I'VE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE 8 TIMES. I WIN.

I think you are all liars. LIARS. love ya.
'specially Americans. I think "mom" is so cute. I <3 your mom.

Comments

Re: Disco Boat HO!! (who the fuck neeja?)

[basement.livejournal.com]

I need your postal address, dear, since it seems suicide threat #430967325086 was just as legitimate as the others. I have some papers for you, and a pretty little brochure detailing the legal and possible social effects of divorce and the counseling and welfare facilities available to help you.

since you're oversease, it isn't required that I include the brochure. but I thought you'd appreciate it.